Well, besides the fact that my father should be ashamed of this, but I'm going to tell the story anyway! It's from a few years ago, before we built our new house. In December, usually, my father goes to California on a big golfing trip, and beforehand, he used to put the trees we got into the stand. The tree stands we always have are so awful; the trees never end up straight, they always end up tilting forward, or to the left or right side. So, he leaves and one night, about a week after he's gone, my mother and I are up watching MadTV (when it was good, I remember the television program we were watching! As if: do you know where you were when this happened?) and we hear this big crash. We go into the living room to find the tree completely on the ground, with ornaments smashed to smitherens (spelling?). Of course, the dog felt the need to step on all of the ornaments! Luckily, none of our Disney ornaments were too ruined; my mother had to patch up Woody from Toy Story and put his foot on backwards, but ever since that year, she used to tie the tree down to the ground. She put hooks into the floor, no joke, and after getting the tree into the stand, she used to tie it down with cables. Hey, it worked! The trees we got never fell after that. Now, we have an artifical tree, and we still have the same idea that it may crash and burn before Christmas actually comes...but, it was pretty funny, looking back. I wish we had a real tree, considering we live on a Christmas tree farm, but we got it last year! The funny thing is is that we bought a Christmas tree farm and now have an artifical tree. But, anyway, that's one of many memories I have, but I miss my mother tying the damn thing to the ground. It was always fun to watch.
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